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Item #: SCP-999

Object Class: Safe

SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.

SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
SCP-999 is the cutest SCP in my opinion!
SCP-999 by POTUS Official December 15, 2021
Related Words

code 999 

used on msn to remove an unwanted message or emoticon from the chat window
Jack_the_drummingman- FUUUUCK I JUST HIT MY FUCKING HAND DRUMMING

DavekurtandFaye- dude my parents are behind me! code 999
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thats better :)
code 999 by DaveKurtandFaye May 9, 2010

Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.
"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999

Esketit 999 

Esketit 999 means fuck school and pump start ur life today at pump UNIVERSITY esketiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Esketit 999 by Angel 999 March 26, 2019

SCP-999-J 

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999
SCP-999-J by fellow human October 6, 2020

2.999 me 

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3
2.999 me by CB0717 October 26, 2007