Juan Ponce Enrile 

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

Juan Ponce Enrile by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022

juan pablo 

juan pablo is a cheater

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him

juan pablo by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick 

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

Juan's Magic Trick by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan Jose Lugo 

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

Juan Jose Lugo by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

Juan Frederico Santo III 

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.

Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022

Juan Reyes 

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.

Juan Reyes is so cool !😨

Juan Reyes by alohabk October 26, 2022

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

Juan Star by Juan Star November 16, 2022