John 

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

John by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

John 

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

John by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

John 

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

John by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

John 

John is a goat did Pog m8 MonkaSathan

Ponka lonka sonka john goat did

John by Nichange November 22, 2021

John 

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls

John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8

John by Nichange November 22, 2021

John 

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

John by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John 

John likes kids, sometimes if John is too close to a kid, that kid will never be seen again.

See that guy there, he is a John. He touches kids.

John by SHIBALL November 23, 2021