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Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.
My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

ODers Online

A bunch of 11 year old kids who are still in 5th grade and barely know how to multiply on Roblox asking random dudes to eat them out, or boys trying to get girls. Or basically naive children exploiting themselves and sending nudes to public online chatrooms, dating people years older than them, and have no problem talking to perverts
"Damn, these ODers online are so annoying!"
ODers Online by Angelise9272 September 10, 2020

Amongus Online Dater 

People who think its cute to online date in amongus lobbies even though their just ruining the game for everyone.
Im a Amongus Online Dater.”
“Your disgusting.”

last online 5 years ago 

one of the saddest things to read
old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

anarchy online 

a game that is fun until level 50 because then you are doing "missions" over and over instead of fighting mobs
level 200: let's do a mission!

level 198: DAMNET! i've been doing missions since level 50!
anarchy online by cybersoldier March 16, 2004

Online Gaming 

Online gaming is the most geeky thing to do in the world, especially when you're on MSN and you're always "away" or "busy" and don't reply to people who try to have a conversation with you. People who do online gaming use terms such as n00b, FTW, pwnage & AFK. Online gaming is exactly the thing to do if you want to become a nerd and waste your days doing basically NOTHING.
Online gamers can be very cute though (after all they're still human beings like the rest of us) that's why my definition sounds so bitter, because I think those people should focus on other things, everything but gaming.
(on msn):

me: hey wassup?
online gamer (20 minutes later): Online gaming
me: oh okay.. I'll shut up then
online gamer: :-)

^^they do that and later on regret it, but they don't realise how stupid and mean they sound at the moment they say it because they're in a trance, caused by playing online games.
Online Gaming by SyntaxE July 19, 2006