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squint eastwood 

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look
A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.
Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021
A stupid math term used by Weston High School that sounds exactly like Squirrel and shouldn't be a word
And then manny was like "What the hell is a squiral
Squiral by asdfhakjsdfkasdfklj March 5, 2015

Squirting Penoch 

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax
Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.
Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

Hurting for a squirting 

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.
"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!
Hurting for a squirting by MrKent October 25, 2009