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Angry Clarkson 

A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top

you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.

Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson
"Dude, i just drank 4 Angry Clarkson's and i just banged a fat chick"
Angry Clarkson by rekcut24 December 1, 2011
Someone as dark as charchol. Or a very ghetto person.
That kid over there is a charken.
Charken by Tyree Carey May 11, 2010

Robert Clack 

Robert Clack is a well rated school in the Borough of Barking and Dagenham, named after the Dagenham mayor of the same name.
Person 1: What school are you going to

Person 2: Robert Clack Comprehensive
Robert Clack by CCRobertClack December 11, 2019

Clankbag 

Clankbag Noun

A politically Left-leaning , highly vocal, typically cantankerous or agitated person, with strong tendencies toward Political-Correctness, Social Justice, backed by an unusual level of self-righteousness and sanctimony. Condescension and arrogance are usually present.
Politically-Correct, Social Justice Warrior Clankbags staged a protest on the Town common today;
A Bernie Sanders Clankbag berated me at the store over my disagreement with him on Global Warming;
In a social media group, a couple of vociferous leftist CLANKBAGS berated the Trump supporter .
Clankbag by Schecky Rebinowitz July 30, 2020

Jelly Clarkson 

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson
Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"
Jelly Clarkson by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012
Those odd pinpricks of sparkling light that fill your vision before you pass out, and linger in your sights for at least 10 minutes after you've come round.
"Mate, I can't drink any more! I'm getting carkles!"

"I don't know if we can move him yet. Ask him if he still has carkles"
Carkles by MagickDio February 6, 2010