Climbing Mount Improbable 

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

Climbing Mount Improbable by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

reverse mount rushmore 

Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock

Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?

reverse mount rushmore by redexplosion March 21, 2009

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School 

75% are dumb white ragged kids and the other 25% are skinny ass athlete's that can't play any sport for shit. This school has the most ugly ass wannabees

"Omg I wanna go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School because I wanna be a hoe" said the nerd

"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School by Hotgal01 November 11, 2018

Epic Mount

It's a epic mount which you can ride in the game World of Warcraft

"ROFL Epic Mounts pwn!!1!1 lollolollol"

Epic Mount by My Name Lol July 17, 2006

The Mount Vesuvius 

When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.

Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!

The Mount Vesuvius by Sythin January 19, 2010

B-Mount 

My #2 ho'.

No way I'm taken her home man! She jes my B-Mount.

B-Mount by Natch April 17, 2006

Mason mount 

Gracies husband

“look at mason mount”

Mason mount by GPbuv August 7, 2021