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city woodchuck 

Hillbilly and redneck are common names for people who live the country way of life. City folks now love calling them woodchucks as if they're some sort of rodents. A woodchuck is a derogatory name made by city folks that have no respect for the country folks. A city woodchuck is a country at heart soul that lives in or near a city with the same passion and life style as his woodchuck cousins from the country. City woodchucks won't tolerate the push by city folks to live as clones of their metro ways.
City Woodchucks are the last few rednecks that live in the city and fight the mass numbers in the city to keep the country way of life alive.
city woodchuck by Wayitis July 23, 2017
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dirty woodchuck 

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.
You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!
dirty woodchuck by WookieWet May 25, 2021

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

what the fuck, woodchuck? 

an expression used by forest animals (and humans, too) to show frustration and/or confusion about something or someone.
Yogi: "I can't believe that Mr. Ranger is still on my ass about those picnic baskets!"

Boo Boo: "Yeah. What the fuck, woodchuck?!"

Human woodchuck 

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.
I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck
Human woodchuck by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Arctic Woodchuck 

When you are only attracted to white guys.
Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.
Arctic Woodchuck by Sir.K September 11, 2015