The Pudding Whistler 

First, obtain a rake with a fiberglass handle. Next, find a SandPro tractor. Put the new rake in the compartment supplied on the tractor. After a few hours of SandPro work, the rake should brake, leaving you with a frayed, splintered rake end. Ideally, the rake end would be about a foot long. Take the rake stub home - buy some pudding (snack packs, whatever). Fill the hollow rake stub with pudding. Insert the pudding filled handle into the woman's ass. Don't take it out till' she whistles, like a tea kettle.

...yeah I was just about to say, I gave her The Pudding Whistler last night and she whistled only 5 minutes in!

The Pudding Whistler by vsepr August 12, 2006

usurper whistler 

noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

usurper whistler by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

Wuhan Whistler 

The Wuhan Whistler is a sex act identical to the "Cleveland Steamer" with the added requirement of the shitter having consumed a bat within the past 8 hours. (after thier last bowel movement and before the act)

I can't wait for this to die down so that I can get on the first plane to China for another Wuhan Whistler.

Wuhan Whistler by ZenonShindo April 29, 2020

winchester whistler 

The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.

"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."

winchester whistler by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

Cheese whistler 

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.

She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)

Cheese whistler by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

dick whistler 

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

dick whistler by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016

Woodbridge Whistler 

When you are at a house party, and go to the bathroom to shit, and use something to take some of the shit and mash it into the blow holes of the host's hairdryer. The shit dries overnight, and when the person goes to use the hairdryer the next day, the blow holes will be at least partially obstructed, thus causing the air coming out to whistle...and smell like shit. The term, and act of a, "Woodbridge Whistler" was created by a resident of Woodbridge, NJ, while at a house party on the campus of Rutgers University in 1997.

Yo, I just went to the bathroom and gave a Woodbridge Whistler to Jenny's hairdryer.

Woodbridge Whistler by FierceForce October 27, 2008