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Wake-and-Bake 

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
Wake-and-Bake by Faulkling September 8, 2008
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Pain is weakness leaving the body 

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"

The above is a piece of propaganda used by the US Marine Recruiting office to get more people to join the marines. Its also figuratively true, and very effective in their commercials.
Pain is weakness leaving the body

If you punch a tree over and over again every day for a few years your hand wont be broken (unless you punched TOO hard). Instead, it will be toughed, and calloused, and you will be able to take far more pain.

When a problem in life is emotionally painful you are emotionally scarred. But if you learn from it, the emotional scars will scab over and you will be a strong, more experienced and mature person because of it. When this occurs, as long as your emotional pain does not destroy you, it will eventually make you strong if you allow it too.

If you run 15 miles daily for a year, your body will be in a lot of pain, especially the first month or two. By the end of the year, your muscles would be so broken down and rebuilt you would be very strong, provided you had enough nutrients, water, and rest during the year. If you tried to do the same with 50 miles a day, you would end up dead.

Pain truly is weakness leaving the body, provided that the pain inflicted is small enough that you can handle it and grow from it, emotionally or physically.
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Weak ass 4 banger 

a term used by members of IDH to explain to normies how their weak ass 4 banger could obviously get beaten by any rx car even an 8
lol whatever you say f@ggot. you know that weak ass 4 banger you got could get crushed by any rx car including an 8. if it ever gets the chance before your amateur ass wraps it around a pole first. eat a dick.

weak nigga 

Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They consistently lose in fights and continuously take Ls.
Meek Mill is a weak nigga.
weak nigga by legendblue8 April 5, 2016

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20
homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
weak satchels by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

Weak dog. 

A word used to describe a person/animal who is of unfavourable disposition and who's actions are of the 'weak' nature. It can also be someone who exhibits various forms of failure or 'gaycuntness'.

The unfourtunate creature, who has been cursed(against their will) with the woeful title of 'weak dog' will inevitably battle/struggle/fail at anything and everything they attempt in life.

Most 'weak dogs' have accepted that they are the lowest beings on the food chain and have ackwoledged that they will never be respected or valued in any way shape or form.
Person 1: your a fucking ''Weak dog.''
Person 2: true
Weak dog. by are you serious? November 28, 2010

Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
Wake and waste by xkwid August 22, 2011