too much mustard

when you have or did too much of something

when you over rotate while snowboarding: “too much mustard”

when you put too much juice in the cup: “too much mustard”

too much mustard by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

too much junk in the trunk 

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

too much junk in the trunk by PMax April 13, 2008

Too Much Woman 

When a female is so adept at setting off the neanderthal, primal sexual urges in a man that it is intimidating to him.

Anything can spur these urges; usually the term is reserved for a woman with a curvaceous figure but it can also refer to her self-confidence, superficial identity ('swag') or - in the author's case - that glint in the eye that knows you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Insofar as you'll experience a short-lived adrenaline rush followed by nausea and inner ear failure.

'... So did you?'
'Yeah she came back to mine after'
'How was it?'
'I still can't feel my legs mate'
'Class, you going to see her again?'
'Don't think I can, she's TOO MUCH WOMAN for me'

Too Much Woman by etymolowrist July 22, 2012

Too Much Swag 

Someone with too much swag.

Pauly D from Jersey Shore. "If you look up "too much swag" in the dictionary, there'll be a great, big picture of my face"

Too Much Swag by Kisses to my Bitches April 2, 2012

Too Much Coffee Man 

Too Much Coffee Man is the single greatest super-hero of our time!

All hail, Shannon Wheeler!

Too Much Coffee Man by aiden diabhal January 23, 2004

Too Much Swag 

The definition of too much swag is DJ Pauly D
YEAH BUDDY

If you look up "Too much swag" in the dictionary there's a great big picture of my face
-Pauly D

Too Much Swag by JSHORE BITCHESSS March 28, 2012

Too-Much-Sugar Moment 

A specific fit of laughter brought on by nothing in particular whereby the one laughing, when asked, "What the hell is so funny?" can only reply, "TOO...MUCH...SUGAR!!!" through his or her teary uproar.

"Oh god, Tim's having another Too-Much-Sugar Moment...look at those tears streaming down his face!"

Too-Much-Sugar Moment by timgolf2002 October 2, 2007