Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

Sniffer/Slurper by corriger January 29, 2009

canoli slurper 

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

canoli slurper by ddythrax June 26, 2008

septic slurper 

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

septic slurper by RAMROD October 10, 2003

hammer slurper 

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.

Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper

hammer slurper by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

hershey slurper by cockEinstein May 12, 2014

Gherkin slurper 

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

Gherkin slurper by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

slit slurper 

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.

I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's

slit slurper by R birch January 28, 2017