1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.

1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.

Seed Whisperer by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011

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seed-peen

one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.

Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!

seed-peen by MR-J April 30, 2010

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Seed and feed

When you cum in your partner to plant the seed, then urinate in them to release the feed. The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.

After a hard day of farming I gave the wife a nice seed and feed.

Seed and feed by Shawnboy04 May 1, 2020

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Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

Seed n’ Squeeze by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

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