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Orphan's Paradox 

A child who's raised without nurturing love will behave aggressively towards others to the point of pushing away those who could give love to that child, thereby keeping the child in an unloving environment.
As an orphan I acted out because I wanted a family. No family would adopt me because I acted out. I was trapped in the orphan's paradox.
Orphan's Paradox by SnoogerWookie September 25, 2010
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Orphan's Christmas 

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

Orphan's blood 

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.
Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.
A crude racial comment towards asians. Usually meant as an insult or in cases of predjudus/racism.
"Andrew Hall is a sorpel!" or, "That sorpel Andrew owes me money!"

sorprende 

Spanish for "it surprises", when someone is unfamiliar with a common thing/notion/occurrence, usually used in a derogatory sense. Can be an adjective or a noun.
The apocraphal story of George H. W. Bush's sorprende experience with bar code scanners--he was reportedly amazed by the technology in a modern grocery store, because of his "elite" status. Snopes says it is false.
sorprende by grapes September 10, 2007

sorpersden 

when your finger tears through the toilet paper and goes up your arse
Person A: 'Nice shit?'
Person B: 'Not really. I just sorpersdenned myself hard'
sorpersden by ntsclsclst June 14, 2016

Sorprendayshon 

Another word used by some high class vatos usually lovers of el Ayuwoki and reggaeton music. This word is used to express suprise,amusement and awe
Agarraste un nuevo telefono 😱😱 SORPRENDAYSHON

estoy SORPRENDAYSHON
Sorprendayshon by Remix10tailsed August 21, 2019