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Valley Ride 

A popular pastime of most of the local teenage population, a Valley Ride is the act of smoking marijuana while driving around a portion of Pennsylvanian and Delawarean back roads known as "the Valley".
Tommy: Yo man, I'm real fuckin bored, what you wanna do??
John: Damn I feel you bro... Wait, I know! Lets hit up Timmy and go on a Valley Ride.
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Ray Riced 

A female gets out of line and gets punched in the face, knocking her unconscious
That bitch talked back, so I Ray Riced her.
Ray Riced by gotem2135 September 8, 2014

inside the ride 

i.e. at a rave or dance event
inside the ride by piffy June 12, 2003

Saturday night ride 

A legal move in amateur wrestling that was originally called the "double grapevine."

A Saturday night ride is usually accomplished in these steps:
1) The wrestler takes his opponent to his back, wraps both legs around his opponent's legs, and spreads them out wide.
2) The wrestler on top arches his back and presses his chest and hips down into his opponent in order to hold him down on the mat.
3) The wrestler on top wraps both of his arms around his opponent's arms, or grabs one of his oppponent's arms and wraps his other arm around his opponent's head and pulls it up.
4) With both legs trapped and with his whole body held down, the wrestler on bottom can't do anything to escape. When the wrestler on top holds both his shoulders or shoulder blades down on the mat long enough, the wrestler on bottom is pinned and the other dude wins.
5) If a wrestler does this move well enough, it's not only a guaranteed pin, but also a good way to own and embarrass the other dude, if you want to do that.

Since the Saturday night ride has both wrestlers flat on the mat with their legs and arms wrapped around each other, it often looks like a sexual position, hence the name.

The move is also known as the "Saturday night," the "double grapes," the "angel," or the "honeymooner."
Last week, Jake faced a tough opponent on the wrestling mat named Mike. Mike kept pissing him off by always trying to out-muscle him, so Jake found a way to take care of him. When Mike got tired late in the third period and couldn't make any more moves, Jake took him to his back and pinned him with the "Saturday night ride."

Riddle Vision 

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.
"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."
Riddle Vision by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

dick ride 

To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.
Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!
dick ride by Drew Crawford May 17, 2008

burn ride 

riding around in the car with your friends for the sole purpose of getting high. usually ends up in a stop at every 7-11 along the way.
they went on a burn ride before the show and joe accidently burned the backseat with his cigarette.
burn ride by Anonymous March 5, 2005