procrasterbation 

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

procrasterbation by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

procrasturbation 

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

procrasturbation by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

procrasturbate 

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.

Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.

Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.

procrasturbate by Branden Hart October 20, 2004

procrastibate 

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night

procrastibate by carlord0 October 14, 2009

Procrasterbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

Procrasterbating by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

procrastabate 

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

procrastabate by germinator7 July 10, 2007

Mutual Procrasterbation 

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

Mutual Procrasterbation by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011