Poop Dick Golf 

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

Poop Dick Golf by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

poop dick ditch 

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

poop dick ditch by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

poop dick lily 

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

poop dick lily by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

Poop-Dick-Dipper 

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

Poop-Dick-Dipper by Lil' M January 27, 2021

limp poop dick 

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

limp poop dick by Low b December 19, 2016

fudge packin poop dick 

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

fudge packin poop dick by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008

Captain Poop Dick 

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

Captain Poop Dick by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016