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Plumber Meats by borky June 1, 2015
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plumbers kiss
During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.
Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.
Any anus will do.
Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.
Any anus will do.
She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!
Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
plumbers kiss by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015
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Pink Plumber
A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.
I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
Pink Plumber by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
Jeff The Plumber
A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
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Bum Plumber
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Joe The Plumber
A person that either:
1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).
2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.
1) protends of being every day lower to middle class yet makes a butt load of cash ($250k+).
2) is unclear on the concept of taxable income versus business revenues (one is taxable, the other is not the value to which your taxes are based). Joe Plumber fails to realize if he collects $250k for his services, he is only taxed on the profits which are assuredly far less that $250k.
Example 1:
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.
Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.
Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?
Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.
Joe the Plumber: Hey man, these taxes stink. I made $260k last year and because of Obama, I had to pay slightly higher taxes on the $10k above the first $250k.
Joe Six Pack: Yeah, that's rough. At my house we are having squirrel stew since we can't afford food.
Example 2:
Joe the Plumber: Damn, I made $260k last year and now I gotta pay more taxes.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You made $260k? How come you don't have a house, sweet ride, or hot wife?
Joe the Plumber: Oh well, that's just what I collected. I only brought home like $40k.
Joe Bag-o-donuts: You suck at math.
Joe The Plumber by nuttzy999 February 20, 2009