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gaffa tape and paper bag job 

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
scary spice

double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

brown paper bag 

A 32oz or a 40oz bottle of beer wrapped in a brown paper bag because you like the look of it usually bought at quik stops, gas stations,7-11's... Ect.

Also the title of a slaming DJ Khaled song
Let's hit up the quik stop and get us some brown paper bags... Son!

That brown paper bag.... That brown paper bag!!

Double Paper Bag It 

Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.
Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!

PBM(paper bag material) 

a girl with an ugly face but a nice body
that girl has a really good body, she is good pbm(paper bad material)

Two paper bag job 

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?
Two paper bag job by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011