Package Procrastinating 

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

Package Procrastinating by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

package deal 

When a guy gets one of his girl friends mad at him and for some reason the girl's friends get just as mad if not more at him for no reason.

Nick: Dude Steph is so mad at me. You know what makes it worse? Kelli and Anna are more mad then Steph is.

Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.

package deal by Bobb O April 14, 2009

Package Pinch 

When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.

Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.

Package Pinch by Danimal 32 January 1, 2008

Package yourself 

This is the act of making people think you are what you are not. It could be pretending or trying to deceiving people to believe your lifestyle is way better than theirs. It could be a good way of living or a bad one.

You will just be packaging yourself as if you have a job, now that woman has refused to help you.(bad representation)
Packaging yourself is good, he actually gave you a job?(good representation).package yourself

Package yourself by Ryotaii January 9, 2019

package deal 

A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.

See: butterface, Fergie.

HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!

package deal by Joe with the face March 26, 2007

package rage

When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.

"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''

package rage by theadveturist September 3, 2017

Package Wax

Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.

Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"

Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.

Package Wax by KTakaKD June 14, 2018