Definitions by theadveturist

Sarhalfstic

50% sarcasm, 50% sincerity, 100% plausible deniability.

"Do you really think we should order the tasting menu?"
"I think it's a reckless use of money that I'd thoroughly enjoy."
"That didn't answer the question."
"Exactly. I'm being sarhalfstic."

Sarhalfstic by theadveturist June 10, 2026

package rage

When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.

"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''

package rage by theadveturist September 3, 2017

howthefuckever 

When however just isn't enough.

I heard the pizza at that restaurant is pretty good, howthefuckever their pasta is also awesome.

howthefuckever by theadveturist December 8, 2016