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Mummy Yummy 

A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.
"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."
Mummy Yummy by PlayOnPlaya September 2, 2009
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mummy-claw 

(verb) extension of the toes while sleeping so that the toenails rake the skin of a bed partner, producing an unpleasant sensation for that partner.
"When we spoon, he has the horrible habit of mummy-clawing me in my sleep with his crusty toenails."
mummy-claw by annieb86 February 21, 2010

mummy teeth 

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.
Jack White of The White Stripes has mummy teeth.
mummy teeth by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008

Mummy Wrap 

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
Mummy Wrap by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010

Mummy Mask

Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.

The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?

No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* March 2, 2011

Mummy Mouth 

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.
She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.
Mummy Mouth by scottyo October 26, 2012

mummy-daddy 

A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers
"Stop being such a mummy-daddy"
" This party is so mummy-daddy"