Long 

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

Long by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022

Long 

Long: bros sava in the world c srey min rers muk rers tear kudd

A: Hey my name is long
B: let go pam pam

Long by Ricky dai zin March 13, 2022

Long 

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.

Is that my boyfriend Long?

Long by Chuck Messerly September 21, 2022

Long 

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

Long by friss June 28, 2023

Long 

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asians’ dongs are not

Long is the Chinese word for dragon

Long by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Long 

A chinese name for a bad-ass motherfucker

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.

Long by WatsGoois November 21, 2023

Long 

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!

That is really long!

Long by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024