Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.

Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!

Haggis stroking by Ligier December 28, 2007

Haggis Factor 

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.

Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.

Haggis Factor by hfactor October 12, 2009

Haggis tatties and neeps 

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis tatties and neeps by Melmel123 December 4, 2011

Haggis Nyash

What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis

Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"

Haggis Nyash by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties 

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015

haggis guts 

one whos arse smells more than most!

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey

haggis guts by rageoss September 18, 2008

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

Haggis Humper by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009