Graphics Troll 

A troll who criticizes/mocks the dated graphics of older video games, regardless of whether the gameplay has stood the test of time.

They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.

They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.

They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.

Graphics Troll:

"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??

Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE

You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"

Graphics Troll by Urizen123 October 10, 2009

graphics whore 

An Xbox or Playstation fanboy, thinking graphics and horsepower equal everything.

Xbox fanboy: We shuld laff at teh Wii U cuz it haz no gaymz ore online ore moshun cuntrull!!1

Playstation fanboy: It dun hav grafices eivor!!1

Nintendo gamer: Fucking graphics whores.

graphics whore by picklestein May 2, 2015

Graphics whore 

Basically someone who likes the video game for the graphics, not the gameplay. Usually refuses to play older games on any console besides Newer-generation consoles.

Johnny: Hey, George, do you wanna play some Grand Theft Auto: Vice city?

George: No way! Those graphics suck ass, Grand theft auto 4's are better!

Johnny: Yeah but, Vice city kicks 4's ass.

George: YES BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE BETTER

Johnny: ...Graphics whore...

George: AAAREGRK135KHJKJH4JKJFHEKRHRK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graphics whore by Cameron The Spameron December 22, 2009

band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.

Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D

band geek graphitti by BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! March 16, 2004

basement graphics 

Used to describe horrible videogame graphics made by someone living in their basement and developing the game by themself.

Person 1: That new indie game has such basement graphics.
Person 2: Yes, I heard he made it by himself in his basement.

basement graphics by KeeperofMee September 27, 2014

tighten up the graphics

1) To work at an introductory-level tech position.
2) To attempt a feat without knowledge of how it can be done.

Phrase originates from a Westwood College commercial, in which two young videogame designers, dressed in 70s attire, report to their boss that they are "almost done with level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."

1) "Once I move back to Arlington I'm gonna tighten up the graphics for Adobe Systems."

2) "I'm almost done with my quadratics homework, I just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."

tighten up the graphics by denshuu September 10, 2005

graphics whore 

In terms of the marketing crap that is called "the console wars" or the "next generation wars" in video game consoles, it is someone that puts down, denies, refutes, and ignores a system solely if the console does not have the graphic and processing power as the other competition.

See: fanboy for other details.

Boy1: "Omg, the Nintendo Wii is so freaking awesome."
Boy2: "It is just the gamecube with a new remote. It is so gimicky. It can't even go beyond 480i!"
Boy1: "You're just a graphics whore."

graphics whore by The Submitter formally known as Kirbz November 29, 2006