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Tanya Granic Allen 

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
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grandtastic 

adj. a combination of "grand" and "fantastic" used to describe extraordinarily wonderful or exciting happenings
1. I just know the dance this Friday is going to be grandtastic!

2. I got an A on the test-this is grandtastic!

3. Isn't it grandtastic that our team just won the championship?!
grandtastic by Autumn K. December 10, 2007
A grandpa who pays for his grandkid's college expenses, tuition, rent, bills, etc., enabling the grandkid to smoke excessive amounts of weed and have keggers every night.
Don't worry, this ounce of chronic is on me. My grantpa pays all my bills so I have some extra dough.
grantpa by Howard Capone November 2, 2008

grant schilling 

A 14 year old boy from southern Illinois, famous for his livestreams. He also has a vine and a YouTube channel. His celebrity crush is Andrea russett and he also goes by the name Pablo Obama. Given to him from one of his prank calls on younow. He has green eyes and is extremely hot!
Person 1: OMG Who is Pablo Obama? I've seen that A lot

Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.
grant schilling by Pablo Obama June 27, 2014

grant chapman 

Grant is one of the OCs from the popular Wolfstar fanfic ATYD. Grant is the only man ever and can do no wrong
Grant Chapman is the literal LOML
Grant Chapman deserved so much better
grant chapman by thedeakyamp August 31, 2022

Kaden Grant

A cool dude that is not smart but plays fortnite. He is a really good boxer and normally likes space. He is really caring and gets girls easy.
OMG its Kaden he is so hot when boxing.
Man he is a sweat in fortnite.
Kaden takes so much care of me.
A Kaden Grant is a good fortnite player and boxer. He also gets girls easily.
Kaden Grant by LeushoePOP October 26, 2019

A grant-walton 

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital
Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton
A grant-walton by Solais February 3, 2020