grantpa

A grandpa who pays for his grandkid's college expenses, tuition, rent, bills, etc., enabling the grandkid to smoke excessive amounts of weed and have keggers every night.

Don't worry, this ounce of chronic is on me. My grantpa pays all my bills so I have some extra dough.

by Howard Capone November 2, 2008

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

dang it grandpa

what the subtitles think danganronpa is

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa

by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

by father_anxiety March 12, 2018

Grantaire

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.

My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire

by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015

Angry Grandpa

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa

Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down

by March2nd December 11, 2017