Church 

That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.

Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.

Church by BusinessMan February 6, 2005

church 

Something that is awesome or official or legit

Dude check out this watch i got on canal street!!
Thats church

church by Dr. J bay bay January 5, 2008

church 

An expression used upon parting like "peace" or "later."

church by shawn June 25, 2003

Church 

A place were a cult with pedofiles as leaders are staying over a longer period of time.

Anne: Have you been to church resently
Anna: No i dont belive in fairy-tales like the bible

Church by RailMe September 29, 2020

Church 

I strong agreement, usually in regards to action or saying something the church would be strongly against.

"Hey dude, wanna go to the gay bar and hit on some guys for blow jobs?"
"Awww dude, Church!"

Church by RacistAnneFrank November 29, 2016

Church 

something you should go to if your a female weeb in your teens.

Female: I love (insert anime character) soo muchh
Me: Are you innocent?
Female: ...
Me: Go to Church, and go outside.

Church by oohyuh January 27, 2021

Church 

The beach.

It's gonna be hot today, let's go to church.

Church by Camaroman August 28, 2011