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I don't celebrate genocide 

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.
"Merry Christm.."
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National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary 

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

Celebating 

Pertains to the act of not having sex. I.e. whenever one is not having sex.
I am celebating (i.e. I am not having sex).
Celebating by cica October 24, 2009

Celebrate 

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.
The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)
Celebrate by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019

celebrate 

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).
celebrate by AJ February 22, 2005
To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.
I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.
Celibate by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017
The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".
For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".
celebite by Markesha February 4, 2005