Sex Blender
A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.
Sex Blender by th3gam3 November 27, 2010
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stick that shit in a blender
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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the blender
a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down
the blender by krazykm September 20, 2010
bladdered
A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.
Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.
Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.
did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).
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ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?
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ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?
Dildo Blender
Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
Dildo Blender by White Lobster October 15, 2008
blonderexic
1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008
Blended Assets
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
Blended Assets by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021