Birth control relationship 

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

Birth control relationship by derp216 September 6, 2022

European Birth Control 

Synonym for anal intercourse.

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

European Birth Control by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008

Alabama birth control 

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

Alabama birth control by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018

Male Birth Control 

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.

Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft

Male Birth Control by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013

inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

inspiration for birth control by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009

swallowing birth control 

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

swallowing birth control by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

poster child for birth control by ueiee December 15, 2008