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Barack Hussein Obama 

The first black president in the history of the United States. If he succeeds (fixes ecomony, calms middle east etc.), he will go down as the greatest president of all time, at least to democrats. If he fails, he will go down as the "muslim" who ruined america, even though hes not actually muslim.
If he succeeds: "Barack Hussein Obama is a god! a god i say!"

Fails: "Barack Hussein Obama was probabaly a secret muslim who wanted to destroy America."
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Barack Cock 

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
Barack Cock by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Barack Hussein Obama 

Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.
McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.

Barack Obama 

The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
Barack Obama by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010

Barack-A-Wear 

Term for the millions of shirts, pants, hats, wristbands, helmets etc... that portray the image and/or ideas of President Barack Obama. Considering that his administration is more or less a miracle, this is not entirely bad.
Dude 1: "You should of seen the killing I made the week of the inauguration."

Dude 2: "What were you movin so fast that you never have to work again?"

Dude 2: "Barack-A-Wear by the truckload"
Barack-A-Wear by wrightr333 May 7, 2009

Barack Roll'd

Esentially the same thing as getting Rick Roll'd. Barack Roll'd normally will be seen on Youtube.
Hey check this cool new video out!


OH NO! John McCain just got Barack Roll'd!

Barack The Vote 

Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote. RTV is used to increase youth voter turnout. Barack The Vote is used to increase turnout in voters who want a change and support Barack Obama.
Barack The Vote is a new spin on Rock The Vote.
Barack The Vote by Wade Moriarty February 29, 2008