speed wash 

To masturbate in the shower with much soap!

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy

speed wash by macstever November 4, 2004

Skank wash 

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

Skank wash by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

Swiss car wash 

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

Swiss car wash by hatrick5 June 5, 2010

Rock Star Car Wash 

After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.

Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.

Rock Star Car Wash by Deeznutsbecleannow October 13, 2011

Strawberry shake wash down 

Missionary position sex with a woman when it's that time of the month. Giving her the cream pie. Then hosing her down with piss. Washing off any smeared blood and gizz, on her.

It was so bloody when we fucked. Afterwords I gave her a strawberry shake wash down.

Strawberry shake wash down by Timmersj February 28, 2016

snot wash 

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .

Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha

snot wash by troubledemon April 7, 2009

sperm wash

1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.

Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.

Billy had a sperm washing so that his kid wouldn't get AIDs.

sperm wash by Sujoy December 9, 2008