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University Of Vermont 

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.
1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.
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Owen: I live in Vermont

Group chat: Vermont doesn’t exist
Vermont by Solluminati shooter January 14, 2019
a unique American state, bordering the Canadian province of Quebec. For a few years during the Revolution Vermont was an independent republic. Vermont has Lake Champlain (known for the Champ monster), the picturesque Green Mountains, snowy winters, cool people, clean air, and of course, its famous maple syrup industry.
On a Sunday I drove from Montreal to St. Alban's Bay, Vermont because I had never been to New England before. At the border is a sign that says "Welcome to the United States, Bienvenue Etat Unis". A nearby sign welcomes you to Vermont. I took a few shots of the Green Mountains panorama and the Champaign lake. I didn't see the Champ, however. When I returned to Canada the lady border patrol officer smiled when I showed her the bottle of Vermont syrup I got for my mom.
Vermont by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2008

Vermontian 

A person hailing Vermont as their state.
Wow. Jeff is such a Vermontian, his constant mentions of Bernie Sanders are too much.
Vermontian by Kipthedrip September 15, 2018

vermonty python 

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.
Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.
vermonty python by vandykait July 16, 2009

The Vermont Tuxedo 

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.
Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

vermont paint job 

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
vermont paint job by mustardplug February 15, 2005