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dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.
Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.
dutch uppercut by Spraya November 2, 2007

Airbag Uppercut

Term used by Police/Fire/EMS to describe the non-serious injuries received when the face contacts the airbag in a vehicle crash. Usually consists of nose-bleed, busted lip and face numbness. Similar to being punched in the face.
That old woman was afraid her jaw was broke, but she just got an airbag uppercut.
Airbag Uppercut by smurfeh October 4, 2010

Australian Uppercut

The act of running full speed, and ramming your fist up ones ass
Guy 1:See that preppy guy over there?
Guy 2:Yea
Guy 1I gave him an australian uppercut

lesbian uppercut 

Lesbian uppercut: a male dressing up like girl to hook up with a lesbian and tucking his penis behind his legs to make it look like a vagina. When the lesbian goes down on the male he lets it free and it hits her in the face.

Must be male gender doing to lesbian female.

Willing to dress like female. And time and patients.
You want to hook up with a hot lesbian girl but clearly she isn't into you because she only likes females. Trick her into thinking you are a chick and when it comes time to get naked and she goes down on you, tuck your wiener behind your legs like you have a vagina (has to be hard) and when she gets her face close, let the beast free and BAM! Hits her in the face and the Lesbian uppercut
lesbian uppercut by Koogers February 18, 2014

Wind uppercut 

Awesome wind fighting move used by ZACH and ZACH CREATED IT SO GO TO HELL LARS!!
Zach: I shall use wind uppercut to destroy you!, come my summons, set me free!
Wind uppercut by Awesome person December 21, 2003

wind uppercut 

Awesome move that Zach uses.
Larissa: ogm zach dat moove is so in reel life!11

Everyone: REAL LIFE?! WTF?
wind uppercut by REAL LIFE?! January 13, 2004