Most Unfortunate 

1. a characterization of a person/people with less than attractive appearance; used in lieu of a straight insult
2. many Walmart shoppers

While walking through Walmart, Jim sees a 300 pound woman wearing spandex stretchpants. All her cellulite is visible through the tight fabric, and when she walks, her hips and butt look like two huge beach balls going up and down. He nudges his friend to point-out the visual attrocity. His friend, who is too polite to exclaim or laugh at the woman, simply says "yes, that is most unfortunate."

Most Unfortunate by sgjd2010 January 13, 2011

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023

unfortunate 

When she tells you she was faking it.

Suzie Q: "I have been faking it for years."
John Doe: "Unfortunate..."

unfortunate by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

That's unfortunate 

When someone says something you could care less about.

Friend: I have to go to this family party tommarow.
Me: That's unfortunate.

That's unfortunate by Itsalmost2016whynot? April 11, 2016

unfortunut

When a male fails to pull out when busting a nut during sex.

That's unfortunate. I just came inside you. I'm sorry for the "unfortunut".

unfortunut by ElDigitty October 26, 2016

series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.

girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"

series of unfortunate events by jerry1010 December 9, 2008

unfortunary 

Inclined to be poor; With poor luck

Bill lived in an unfortunary neighborhood everywhere he lived.

unfortunary by Andrew U June 24, 2005