Tugboat Trash 

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

Tugboat Trash by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Gaelic Tugboat 

Gealic Tugboat <Gay-lick tugboat>

Noun- When a white male inserts his own penis into his own rectum.

"Incels are huge fans of Gaelic Tugboats, because they allow the incel to pleasure himself completely"

Gaelic Tugboat by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020

poop tugboat 

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

poop tugboat by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

Tugboating 

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

Tugboating by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

Menomonie tugboat 

Nautical term for a large, inflatable vessel filled with seamen sitting in a circle, vigorously tugging on the flesh torpedo of the sailor to their starboard side.

The calm waters were interrupted by the intense splashing of the passing Menomonie Tugboat.

Menomonie tugboat by Bosco247 July 6, 2022

Chunky Tugboat 

An alcohol induced move where after consuming too much tequila you quickly realize you're going to blow chunks. Instead of b-lining for the toilet you scan the room for the ugliest chick with the biggest tits. Once the victim has been identified you pull her towards you by the waist of her jeans and with the free hand, tuck her shirt into her jeans. At the same time you lean forward, vomiting into her chesticles and motorboating her into eternal shame and disgust.

That party was ridiculous last night!! Did you hear how I ruined Kelley's night by giving that broad a chunky tugboat? Bitch left in tears!

Chunky Tugboat by The Design Ninja February 21, 2011

Tallahassee Tugboat 

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

Tallahassee Tugboat by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011