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african traffic jam 

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.
I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

Polish Traffic Jam 

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle
Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.
Polish Traffic Jam by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021

Cape May traffic jam 

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.
I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

Turkish Traffic Jam 

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)
When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

redneck traffic jam 

Woodward Dream Cruise
The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

san francisco traffic jam 

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt
Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.