Tits 

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

Tits by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

TITS 

THAT IS THE SHIT
a referance to something that is incredibly badass

speaker1: what do you think of my new bike
speaker2: TITS

TITS by biddle75 May 24, 2008

Tits 

1: Female breasts

2: A type of bird

1: Damn, those tits are huge!

2: I can’t wait to watch some great tits fly around today!

Tits by RAGØHH666 December 27, 2018

tits 

Tits is another meaning for heroin. As heard on the tv series "Oz" where the character Simon Adebisi screams "GIMMIE SOME TIIIIIITS!!!" Also used around the Chicagoland area by some people.

Getting titted out refers to doing heroin.

"Hey man lets go get some tits."

"I really wanna get titted out"

Guy 1: "Are you titted out?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah man I'm suckin on them tits man"

tits by halostuff February 13, 2012

Tits 

Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.

"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"

Tits by Sas January 13, 2005

TITS 

Termenally Infected Testicals Syndrome

Me:she gave me tits.
Him:high five.
Me:no the other kind.
Him:shit sorry man

TITS by Mr. Itt February 1, 2009

tits 

a fleshy, fun pillow on one's girlfriend

ahh, i slept like a baby on my girlfriend's <u> tits </u>

tits by dan fisher February 3, 2003