depending on what your birth name is , you either suck choade or are really attractive... if your birth name starts with e like edmond or edward you are the worst possible human being, annoying, ugly, fagatron, etc... if your birth name starts with t like theodore then you are the shit! you are most likely extremely attractive and funny
wait ok so your name is teddy right? what's your birth name, because if its something that starts with "e" then we gonna have some major problems
it is derived from the middle linebacker of the new england patriots, Teddy Bruschi. another name for a beer is bruschi, and since his first name is teddy, you just use that. his name brings it all together.
--- Beer = Bruschi = Teddy, therefore, Beer = Teddy