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Teagan means 'sexy, beautiful' in German. Teagan is a unisex name. People with the name Teagan are the most hilarious people you will ever meet. They have 0% homo, and are super cool and funny. Did I mention they are not homo?
"That boy, Teagan... he's really cool, funny, smart, amazing, fantastic, beautiful, and nice."
Teagan by tiggertheni May 7, 2019
a blonde-hair blue-eyed girl who is popular and seems like a bitch but turns out to be really nice!
"Ugh, how can you be friends with that bitch Teagan?"
"hey, she saved me from killing myself, so leave her alone!"
Teagan by fuckyoubitch18 March 5, 2020
A loser. And a smartass who knows "everything. " Nerd. Geek. Bookworm. Egghead.
He/She is such a Teagan!!

Stop being a Teagan!!
Teagan by FangirledFan February 10, 2014
A famous TikTok star that everyone talks about
Jack: “Omg, is that Teagan?”
Josh: “I think it is!”
Teagan is a fucking idiot who loves sucking dick. He sucks at least one dick a day, and eats only cum and drinks only piss. He loves that sweet salty golden piss.
Hi my name's Teagan. I love cum.
Teagan by 101b678 February 10, 2015
A pale guy who is bisexual and loves all Jayden around he will smash. He also loves sommers who are great in bed. Teagans are also the best in bed. And frequently masturbate to porn.
Random person: I think that is a teagan cause he likes Sommer and like to smash Jayden and is very pale and is bisexual
Teagan by dev ooff gang January 18, 2019