Sodomizer
The alternative name for Amare Stoudemire. Obviously he obtained this nickname by butt-raping anyone who tried to play basketball against him.
Oh my God, I want my Amare Sodomizer to be my dad, he is so cool and good at basketball. He just sodomized Tim Duncan, and now little Timmy is crying in Tony Parker's lap, and it looks like Parker pee'd his athletic shorts.
Sodomizer by Campbell Magee April 18, 2008