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Sodomizer 

The alternative name for Amare Stoudemire. Obviously he obtained this nickname by butt-raping anyone who tried to play basketball against him.
Oh my God, I want my Amare Sodomizer to be my dad, he is so cool and good at basketball. He just sodomized Tim Duncan, and now little Timmy is crying in Tony Parker's lap, and it looks like Parker pee'd his athletic shorts.
Sodomizer by Campbell Magee April 18, 2008

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Godless Sodomite 

A term that originated from Stephen Colbert during the Emmys of 2006. It means an atheist or a god-rebelling fag who commits sodomy (a.k.a. fag buttsex).
Stephen Colbert at the Emmys: Good evening, godless sodomites.

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer 

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.
That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Sodomized 

When you fuck them in the ass. with any object.
I totally sodomized my cat last night with a bottle.
Sodomized by Matt is not a negro February 27, 2011
One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!
DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!