snurfing 

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

snurfing by Agent 74 December 25, 2007

Snarling Poodle 

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

Snarling Poodle by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008

snerfing 

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.

I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.

snerfing by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013

scarfing 

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

scarfing by Nell T. May 19, 2008

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

Snarting by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

snarking out 

A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.

"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death

snarking out by literaryassassin July 28, 2003

Snarfington 

An absolute snake that just snags everything.

That snarfington snagged my juul right when I got here and finished the pod...

Snarfington by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019