relative humidity 

The sweat that drips off your balls when you're caught fucking your cousin!

Last night I had some major relative humidity!

relative humidity by Nicole December 13, 2003

relative humidity 

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.

Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.

relative humidity by maggotvommit April 17, 2004

relative humidity 

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex

Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

relative humidity by RD Machine January 11, 2007

relatives 

a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.

all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws

relatives by digitalamigo June 25, 2003

relative humidity 

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

relative humidity by Anonymous March 14, 2003

repetitive sleep injury 

When you sleep in one awkward position so often you hurt yourself. Like a repetitive stress injury, but done in your sleep.

Jack- Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Amanda- Ouch, did you hurt it playing baseball?
Jack- No, I think it's a repetitive sleep injury.
Amanda- Stop sleeping on your side then!

repetitive sleep injury by Aleighbee August 16, 2010

Relative Desirability 

Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.

Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.

It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.

Relative Desirability by but for February 13, 2021