Repelative 

A relative, connected either by blood or through marriage, that has a tendency to act out, either in public on online, in less than pleasant manners. Typically, the idea of a family tree limb that is considered "redneck" or "whitetrash," and whose actions typically link them with the less refined, less dignified, and generally unappealing. They repel other family members based on their history or previous experiences.

Oh great. My repelative cousin just posted on my Facebook wall that our grandmother has just died...she didn't even bother to call me and tell me!

Repelative by IonBlitz March 25, 2010

Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia 

The inability to remember if you did something you do every day.

Every morning when you leave the house, you push the button on the garage door remote closing the garage door. Then 10 minutes later, you can’t recall if you closed the garage door because you do the exact same action at the exact same time every morning, so they all blend together and you couldn’t tell if your memory was from that morning or any of the previous mornings where you went through the same motions like you have countless times before. You just experienced Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia.

Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia by TheChrisenator July 20, 2021

airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

airport relatives by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

Repetitive status syndrome by Flying Z March 1, 2011

Repetitive 

When something is done repeatedly, sometimes to an annoying or unnecessary point.

Bruh, that speech was so repetitive.

Repetitive by CurrentlyExistant69420 February 7, 2020

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009