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random douchebag 

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.
Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.
random douchebag by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008
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random dining 

random dining

to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out
clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining
random dining by R Molloy March 2, 2008

Random Gapper 

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.
Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.
Random Gapper by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

randomitry 

Randomitry* ---> The art of being able to produce, when least expected, something extremely random and amusing...sometimes causing mass confusion ( or confuzzlization). I excel at this art and teach others.
.........SPATULA!!!!

I like it when they go moo, but only on a firday i think if i toasted it it would no dont sell those chimps to the fire brigade they will only anally infiltrate them.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaa noooooooo


I like the pastures green and moist...

Random Numbers

A set of real numbers that does not have a definite pattern.
Commonly used in lotteries, gambling, etc.
"And tonights random numbers for the lottery are 5,65,68,84, and 12."

Random Mug 

Kissing someone you just met and may never seen again, usually in a college environment.
Sam: What did you do last night? Meet any girls?
Dean: Yeah, I met a couple of girls and got a random mug.
Sam: Cool!
Random Mug by Trina Troi December 30, 2009