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Rand Pauled 

Rand Pauled (verb); variations: Rand Paul, Rand Pauls, to Rand Paul, will Rand Paul; Rand Pauler (noun), one who Rand Pauls. 1. The stealing of material from the work of others that you intend to pass off as your own which, when caught, will require an indignant response from you and your martyr-complex, because, hell, you know even if others do not that the ends justify the means and, besides, stealing is only bad when other people do it. Relates to stolen material that is meant to fundamentally alter an opinion or policy or other important issue of significance. Malicious usage. 2. The casual cribbing of such material because, well, it's easier, and it's not important material anyway; that is, such cribbing is just meant to save time and not alter fundamentally anyone’s political or other perspective. Benign usage.
Example for definition 1: For all we know at this point, anything Senator Rand Paul (KY) has ever said or written is Rand Pauled.

Examples for definition 2: Ex. 1: Hey, I just Rand Pauled your Bio off your Amazon page, so you don’t need to email it to me anymore. Thanks. Ex. 2: I Rand Pauled your definition of “Rand Pauled” from your email because I thought it would be fun to write up. Oh, check it out on urban dictionary.com. If you want credit just let me know, because I wasn’t trying to Rand Paul you, dude, just maintain your privacy. Surf’s up. Thanks.
Rand Pauled by Randal Paul November 9, 2013
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Rand Carlson 

Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.
Yeah, Rand Carlson is such a knob.
Rand Carlson by TEAM BLAINE March 24, 2019

Rand Dumb 

Named for Patient Zero, this illness was first discovered in Washington DC in 2011. Categorized as a special kind of stupid, this malady directly affects the IQ and causes it to drop to under 60 points. Symptoms include feigning expertise on an unfamiliar subject and the ability to verbalize nonsense.
That idiot has a clear case of Rand Dumb.
Rand Dumb by All Knowing Jimbo January 29, 2021

Rand Nast 

a random, nasty person.
a hobo, slut, old smelly person, etc.
anyone random and gross.
Rand Nast coming up on your right!
Ew, look at that rand nast over there!
THAT IS RAND NAST.
YOU'RE SUCH A RAND NAST.
Rand Nast by MeganCarey December 24, 2007

Rand McNally

When being emo isn't enough, you become Rand McNally when you go to the extent of carving road maps into your arm with a razor.
"Man, that guy from Fall Out Boy is so Rand McNally... It's amazing he's even still alive."
Rand McNally by Alex J. Murphy October 22, 2006

rand mcnally

A person who refuses to read a road map when they're going on a road trip. Usually repeatedly lost, or going the wrong direction thinking he has everything under control.
Hey Rand Mcnally, do you think maybe well be laying by the ocean within the next 72 hours, youre a fucking genius.....(putz)
rand mcnally by john harrison April 13, 2006