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“Pocket is art”
-Josh
Pocket by Muppetofaman March 13, 2025

Pocket Ranch 

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
Pocket Ranch by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023

Pocket Tent 

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

pocket gun 

1. A firearm you decide to leave in your pocket.

2. A firearm you ALWAYS leave in your pocket.
Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.
pocket gun by picklestein October 21, 2016

Pocket Sausage 

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013