Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

Lilly padding by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

Paddle it 

v. To beat off; masturbate

"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."

Paddle it by C bukowski October 7, 2007

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

paddington's disease by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Pink Paddle Boat 

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

Pink Paddle Boat by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Paddle and Peach 

Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.

Instead of:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:

Sophie: Hows things?

Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!

Paddle and Peach by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009

Pink Padded Penis Wallet 

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

paddleball 

when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.

She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.

paddleball by the lunch boys November 3, 2003