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2001: A Space Odyssey 

A film directed by THE Stanley Kubrick in 1968. The film is based of a book of the same name penned by none other than the author Arthur C. Clarke. both the director and author worked togethor to create the main story, as it was a collaborative effort by Kubrick and Clarke.

When first released in theatres, it was a film that you either loved or hated. Today 2001 is considered to be a masterpiece in the art of film. main criticizms are based on the fact that the film is too abstract, not enough dialogue, too much classical music, and boring for the average-joe-blow. The only part that may hold any truth is how abstract the film is.

If you want to know what the fuck is going on in most of the film, i highly recommend you read the book first. Once you read the book, and then watch the film, you would have to be one of those people who thought Transformers 2 was the best film of all time in order to think 2001 A Space Odyssey is a bad film.

The Basic Premise of the film revolves around a discovery of a monolith on the moon, and the adventures of Captain David Bowman and the HAL 9000 of the Discovery I who travel to jupiter under orders from Earth Space Command.

If you love Science-Fiction, any of Stanley KUbrick's films, or if you just like to see good films, then i would highly recommend you see this.
Trailer-trash: "2001: A Space Odyssey is a bunch of garbage, Iron Man 2 is the best movie of all time, hey you wanna have a threesome with my sister later?"

Model Citizen of Society: (takes out gun and shoots trailer-trash in the head) "no im not a redneck, and Iron Man 2 sucks balls." you deserve to die for insulting a genius like Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C Clarke. Your kind of people make me want to puke."
2001: A Space Odyssey by Grayk47 September 16, 2010

The Odyssey 

The tattered remains of the clan attempt to take refuge at Circe’s webcam show. However, Circe baits half of Odysseus’s men into buying premium accounts, and Odysseus is forced to stop their subscriptions for them with the help of Hermes the hacker. Hermes gives Odysseus the password for the admin account (password: moly), and Odysseus then removes his men from the list of premium subscribers. Circe then falls in love with Odysseus, and agrees to help him locate his clan’s homepage.

She directs him to 4chan’s thread archive, where Odysseus finds a thread with Philosoraptor/Teiresias being OP. Odysseus bumps the thread with a necropost, and Philosoraptor/Teiresias responds with a post containing guidance for the dangers ahead. Other users find the thread, though, and start replying as well. Odysseus’s mother copy-pastes a creepypasta from /x/ describing her death and the situation at home, and Agamemnon gives Odysseus dating advice while warning him of telling women to go make him a sandwich.

Bypass 1500 character count pl0x?
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
The Odyssey by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010

The Odyssey 

At the Cyclopes’ forum, Odysseus and twelve of his men stumble onto Polyphemus’s blog, and attempt to post on his recent entries. Polyphemus logs on, and finds them trolling. Enraged, he traces their IP addresses and forces them to stay on the site, and then steals six of their internet connections to use for downloading pr0n. Desperate, Odysseus launches a DDoS attack against Polyphemus, and manages to escape with his men as attachments to the Cyclops’s emails. While web-surfing away, Odysseus taunts Polyphemus, causing Polyphemus to beg webmaster Poseidon to avenge him.
Odysseus then meets up with Aeolus, and asks for a Paypal donation in order to help him pay for an upgrade from dial-up internet to Verizon FiOS so that he can find his way back to Ithaca.net faster. Aeolus donates, but Odysseus’s men, thinking that the transaction contained keygens for Starcraft, hack into the transaction. Paypal, sensing a security breach, shuts down its services for the next forty-eight hours, preventing Odysseus from claiming his money, and therefore, his high-speed fiber-optics internet.

The clan then journeys onward to the private site of the Laestrygonians. The Laestrygonians, being the code monkeys that they are, are excited at the arrival of Odysseus and his men. They launch experimental cyber-attacks at the party, and only Odysseus’s squad manages to escape.

1500 character count is still silly.
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
The Odyssey by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010

World Cup Odyssey 

A big family. You can tell you are talking to an Odyssey kid when they type sentences but capitalize the letter O, sO yOu knOw where they cheer. This team is always a crowd pleaser and always fun to watch.
hurry World Cup Odyssey will be on soon, we have to watch them

Super Mario Odyssey 

Super Mario Odyssey is a videogame for the Nintendo Switch, released on October 27th, 2017. It is part of the Mario franchise. In this game, Mario must stop the evil Bowser from forcibly marrying Princess Peach. With the help of his new friend Cappy, this game will take Mario on a globetrotting adventure all over the world, from Tostarena in the Sand Kingdom to New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom. There are also lots of different outfits you can get throughout the game, from a Football Outfit to a Clown Suit. You can capture lots of enemies and objects in this game, anything from a cactus to a FREAKIN' T-REX!

Super Mario Odyssey is, in my opinion, the best game on the Switch! Go buy it! You definitely WILL NOT regret it!

hop on Arcane Odyssey 

Frequently used mating calls, most used by hairless dungeon-dwelling beasts longing for hardcore anus rippling bloody gay sex on ROBLOX.
"Hey Jimmy, hop on Arcane Odyssey!"

"Sure bro, I've been lusting for the little hole of yours."